{"id":303,"date":"2009-05-22T11:32:00","date_gmt":"2009-05-22T16:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/arielservadio.com\/blog\/?p=303"},"modified":"2009-05-22T11:33:53","modified_gmt":"2009-05-22T16:33:53","slug":"green-porno","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/arielservadio.com\/blog\/2009\/05\/green-porno\/","title":{"rendered":"Green Porno"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_305\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-305\" style=\"width: 477px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.sundancechannel.com\/greenporno\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-large wp-image-305 \" title=\"Isabella Rossellini's Green Porno\" src=\"https:\/\/arielservadio.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/greenporno_fly-682x1024.jpg\" alt=\"Photo Courtesy of SundanceChannel.com\" width=\"477\" height=\"717\" srcset=\"https:\/\/arielservadio.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/greenporno_fly-682x1024.jpg 682w, https:\/\/arielservadio.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/greenporno_fly-200x300.jpg 200w, https:\/\/arielservadio.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/greenporno_fly.jpg 1296w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 477px) 85vw, 477px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-305\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Photo Courtesy of SundanceChannel.com<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>I just started watching <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sundancechannel.com\/greenporno\/\" target=\"_blank\">Isabella Rossellini&#8217;s Green Porno series on the Sundance Channel<\/a> with my mom last night. Never vulgar, always adorable and incredibly informative &#8211; this is a brief series that you don&#8217;t want to miss.<\/p>\n<p>If you haven&#8217;t heard of it, <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Green_Porno\" target=\"_blank\">Green Porno<\/a> is a collection of approximately 2-minute-long films in which actress <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0000618\/\" target=\"_blank\">Isabella Rossellini<\/a> describes different species&#8217; mating habits using clever costumes and props.<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->Season one started last year, in which Rossellini showed us how insects and other creepy crawlies like bees, spiders, house flys and the praying mantis reproduce.<\/p>\n<p>Green Porno&#8217;s second season recently came out, and focuses on sea creatures &#8211; featuring whales, barnacles, starfish and more.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s an innovative idea, really, because many people never think about how these creatures are able to make more of themselves. When was the last time you wondered about how a limpet reproduced?<\/p>\n<p>The costumes, sets and props are wonderful. Very creative with a child-like and homemade feeling\u00c2\u00a0(a dissolving barnacle becomes sperm using balloons with streamers tied to them). Rossellini herself is what truly makes the short films stand out &#8211; she fully commits to being the horny male bee or the dominant female angler fish, providing appropriate enthusiasm and sound effects along the way.<\/p>\n<p>Something else to chuckle at &#8211; the credits for each film are longer than the films themselves!<\/p>\n<div>The whole series <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sundancechannel.com\/greenporno\/\" target=\"_blank\">can be be viewed online at SundanceChannel.com<\/a>. I believe there are more films to come for the second season, as I&#8217;ve seen lobsters and squid in previews for the series, but their videos aren&#8217;t available online yet.<\/div>\n<p>So do yourself a favor and anytime you have two minutes with nothing else to do\u00c2\u00a0(but be careful, that two minutes can turn into 20 easily &#8211; they&#8217;re very addicting!), check out an episode of Isabella Rossellini&#8217;s Green Porno &#8211; and learn something!<\/p>\n<p>\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><center><object width=\"486\" height=\"412\" data=\"http:\/\/c.brightcove.com\/services\/viewer\/federated_f9\/1745093298?isVid=1&amp;publisherID=1659762906\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\"><param name=\"id\" value=\"flashObj\" \/><param name=\"bgcolor\" value=\"#FFFFFF\" \/><param name=\"flashVars\" value=\"videoId=18005808001&amp;playerID=1745093298&amp;domain=embed&amp;\" \/><param name=\"base\" value=\"http:\/\/admin.brightcove.com\" \/><param name=\"seamlesstabbing\" value=\"false\" \/><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"swLiveConnect\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/c.brightcove.com\/services\/viewer\/federated_f9\/1745093298?isVid=1&amp;publisherID=1659762906\" \/><param name=\"name\" value=\"flashObj\" \/><param name=\"flashvars\" value=\"videoId=18005808001&amp;playerID=1745093298&amp;domain=embed&amp;\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><\/object><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just started watching Isabella Rossellini&#8217;s Green Porno series on the Sundance Channel with my mom last night. 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